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Soggy eats, happy treats

April 18, 2017

I'm 5 years into being a Mom and yet I still haven't learned my lesson. One would think that by now I'd have caught on, I've done it so many damn times I've lost count. 


Why, WHY?! do I keep thinking I'll finish my kids snacks?


A: Because I really don't need to eat it, I just finished mine


B: Because they're always SOGGY! (every.damn.time. and I never learn) what happens in that bowl? Do they drool in it? Do the goldfish just go limp out of fear of being eaten? 


Kids are gross and I stand by that.....10 bucks says I put some in my mouth this afternoon. AND I don't even really like Goldfish 




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